Calm Your Tits Funny Candle – 8oz Hand-Poured Soy Wax Candle
Bring laughter and warmth to any space with the Calm Your Tits Funny Candle by Sleazy Greetings. This hand-poured, 8oz soy wax candle is crafted in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, offering a long-lasting, clean burn and an irresistible, humorous label. The fresh scent—evoking summer rain, orange blossoms, and orchids—makes this candle a delightful mood-setter for any room or as a unique gift for someone with a great sense of humor.
Key Features
- Hand-poured in the USA for artisanal quality
- 100% soy wax ensures clean, eco-friendly burning
- Funny, cheeky labels are perfect for gifting or decor
- Generous 40+ hour burn time for enduring fragrance
- Light, nature-inspired scent with orange blossom and fresh grass
Materials & Design
This candle is made exclusively from 100% soy wax, providing a natural burn with minimal soot. The cheeky printed label adds a playful, rustic charm, ideal for gift-giving or brightening any home decor. The 8oz size fits easily on shelves, desks, or nightstands, making it both decorative and functional.
Specifications
- Materials: 100% Soy Wax, Cotton Wick
- Dimensions: 8oz jar
- Care Instructions: Burn within 1–2 years for optimal scent; always keep the lid on when not in use; never use for massage or exterior application