Older, Wiser, & Hornier Pastel Rainbow Birthday Greeting Card

Playful 'Older, Wiser, & Hornier' Birthday Greeting Card

Surprise your favorite birthday star with the 'Older, Wiser, & Hornier' greeting card—a fun and cheeky way to celebrate another year of humor and wisdom. Featuring a pastel rainbow background and bold lettering, this witty birthday card perfectly balances playfulness with a thoughtful message, making it a standout choice for parties and celebrations.

Key Features

• Cheeky, humorous message for lighthearted birthday wishes
• Pastel rainbow design adds a sweet, festive touch to every birthday
• High-quality card stock for a premium feel
• Includes matching envelope for easy gifting

Design & Packaging

The greeting card measures a classic A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), designed with vibrant pastel colors and crisp typography to ensure it remains memorable. It comes with a quality envelope and a protective plastic sleeve to keep it pristine.

Specifications

• Materials: Premium card stock, envelope, plastic packaging
• Dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 size)
• Care Instructions: Store in a dry place; avoid bending